What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

You shall not bear false witness.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?